Turkey Inn

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XNGHHumbug2003

Joined 5 years ago

The Turkey Inn is a fine establishment and a Designated ECV Watering Hole. Who is this Turkey Tu%^? Probably the local town drunk that was booted out on his keister. The Turkey Inn is a fine establishment and the owner, Gerow, is a fine example of Clamper manhood! The bartenders are your typical country gals, full of charm and wit. Easy with a joke or a light of your smoke (out doors of course). Sensual and titillating. Always happy to ensure that your beer is at least half-full. I personally have enjoyed many a night at the Inn and do not live in the neighborhood so, I would not be classified as a regular. I am sure that Turkey T*#@ is just insecure and probably wets his pants when challenged about his barnyard behavior. Oh yeah, turkeys don't p$#, they cr*%. Go to the Turkey Inn and let your feathers down!

XNGH Larry VR

Director of Red Shirt Invasions,

J.P. Squibob Chapter of E Clampus Vitus

If your bar is similarily charming and you would like to have your drinking establishment considered for a Red Shirt Invasion and possibly designation as an Official ECV Watering hole, contact me via Gerow.

Doesn't Recommend

turkeycrap

Joined 5 years ago

Horrible. loser central. Trailer trash galore. Bartenders are lazy fat broads and punks. Beware! If you are a stranger, they look at you like you are from Mars. One fat biatch of a bartender will sit on her fat butt, talking to some trailer trash patron, and totally ignore you if you are not a regular. These jokers think they are good at Golden Tee golf, but they are pathetic, they do not even have the gonads to play someone halfway decent, they will cower in thier little trailer trash group and not man up. Bunch of Turkey Terds!!